Arsehole on the till

i came in for cheese and wholemeal bread 

its about here sadly the excitement ends

i wanted to see if he was working, he was working 

I felt awkward then, take me back to when I

Found my food qued at till

i spoke to liz and asked hows bill

i know hell go that extra mile, just for me  he annoys me

and i cant wait to get home

queued up to pay

moaning and whiny this dick takes all day

spouting moronic banter

shall i walk away i want this food but hes rude

my day was ruined thanks to the arsehole on the till

last week he broke my box of free range eggs

when he saw me he closed till and went outside for a fag

and then he squashed my cottage pie, spilt my milk and dropped my wine

here we go again, take me back to when

i Found my food qued at till

i spoke to liz and asked hows bill

i know hell go that extra mile, just for me  he annoys me

and i cant wait to get home

queued up to pay

moaning and whiny this dick takes all day

spouting moronic banter

shall i walk away i want this food but hes rude

my day was ruined thanks to the arsehole on the till

thanks to the arsehole on the till

thanks to the arsehole on the till

this guy constantly stares

this guy licked one of my pears

this guy should not be left alone

refused to scan a roast

follows me round store with a mop

hides my trolley while i shop

he drives me crazy and iiiii

cant wait to go home

queued up to pay

moaning and whiny this dick takes all day

spouting moronic banter

shall i walk away i want this food but hes rude

my day was ruined thanks to the arsehole on the till

thanks to the arsehole on the till

thanks to the arsehole on the till