Grown up stuff!

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

Asshole on the till and any other song situations that may paint Iceland staff in a bad way was purely written as a joke 

no harm is meant

not an anytime in my life have i ever encountered an asshole on the till of any store of Iceland

this parody was written purely in jest 

we are not affiliated with Iceland in anyway

this is not an official affiliation

all information was correct at the time of writing

sept/oct/nov 2020

original song info

You purchased Bejam - you are the reason - celine dion

Ideal for browsing - year 2000 - pulp

A different corner - George Michael

Tender - blur

Put that one back - boom shack a lack apache indian

When does the date expire - we didn't start the fire - billy joel

The burn of flatulance - return to ignorance - enigma

Massive bag of food - missing you - puff daddy

Chiller - thriller - Michael jackson

Mmm Mmm Mmm - crash test dummies

she’s a vegan - she's electric - oasis

now that we’ve found tuc where’s the petite filous - now that weve found love - heavy d

Defrosted apple pie - love the way you lie - eminem

Prawn ring has frozen - morning has broken cat stevens

i still haven’t found what I’m looking for - u2

Sit on your damm backside! - baby its cold outside - dean martin

Bird bird in a bird - brown girl in a ring - boney m

Rogue - vogue - madonna

And we deliver - stand and deliver - adam and the ants

Arsehole on the till - castle on the hill - ed sheeran

There aint no cheese left Sue - aint no pleasing you - chas and dave

stop the calvery - Jona Lewis

Starman - David Bowie