When does the date expire

 

[Chorus]

When does the date expire

yes i may have asked this

but I’ve lost my glasses

When does the date expire

please do me a favour

i can’t reach the quavers

[Verse 1]

i come in here everyday

always have a lot to say

i remember way back when they called it bejam

i may stop and chat to you

just popped in to get some food

i have got a list of things i need for my van

cat food for the cat

milk tray, poppadoms

brandy chicken pie

2 green curry thai

cauliflower sorreen

several cans of sardines

butter chicken onion bhargi

four bananas pork pies

[Chorus]

When does the date expire

yes i may have asked this

but I’ve lost my glasses

When does the date expire

please do me a favour

i can’t reach the quavers

[Verse 2]

taglatellie, curly chips

asparagus tips

carbonara, lamb mousaka

cadburys choc

money off coupon

some paninini bacon

bag of meatballs, tub of beef stock

prime ribs, baked beans

marmite soya beans

pack of wafer thin ham

jaffa cakes, all bran

frozen brussels, cockles muscles

chicken soup sketti hoops

honey roasted parsnips

[Chorus]

When does the date expire

yes i may have asked this

but I’ve lost my glasses

When does the date expire

please do me a favour

i can’t reach the quavers

[Verse 3]

double deckers Pasta sauce

starters and a main course

bag of veg stir fry

4 pack of chicken pie

alphabites, fishy pie

frozen onions no cry

ristorante pizza

bag of chicken tikka

bloody trolley wheels slur

gonna need a chaufer 

Hula Hoops, bisto

cheese and onion discos

rich tea, chicken legs

sugar and a box of eggs

any nestle milo

lucozade for hypos

[Chorus]

When does the date expire

yes i may have asked this

but I’ve lost my glasses

When does the date expire

please do me a favour

i can’t reach the quavers

[Verse 4]

turkey crown spring rolls

cheap and nasty ice poles

findus pancakes 

party rings fish cakes

lovely toad in a hole , 12 duck spring rolls

white rice steam bags

blueberries stuffed crab

boneless see bass

mushy peas bag of mash

gourmet croquets

did i mention milky way

[Chorus]

When does the date expire

yes i may have asked this

but I’ve lost my glasses

When does the date expire

please do me a favour

i can’t reach the quavers

[Verse 5]

sausage roll bottle gin

chinese chicken for a main

veg stock chicken stock

pound beef hot pot

bacon, bagels, lemon lime

terryaki pack of thyme

sunday tea a pack of ham

frazzles and a tin of spam

prawn paella get it fried

swartz packet mix dried

stir fry chicken pie

tato waffles birds eye

custard ready to be poured

chicken that the dog can knaw

branston baked beans pack of 4

we dont eat heinz anymore

[Chorus]

When does the date expire

yes i may have asked this

but I’ve lost my glasses

When does the date expire

please do me a favour

i can’t reach the quavers

[Outro]

When does the date expire

yes i may have asked this

but I’ve lost my glasses

When does the date expire

No, we didn't light it

But we tried to fight it

When does the date expire

It was always burning

Since the world's been turning

When does the date expire

No, we didn't light it

But we tried to fight it

We didn't start the fire

It was always burning

Since the world's been turning

We didn't start the fire

No, we didn't light it

But we tried to fight it

We didn't start the fire

It was always burning

Since the world's been turning