there ain't no cheese left sue

 Well you can ring your bloody bell what did i say this morn

delivery's gone awol and we had jumbo prawns

Oh darling, there ain't no cheese left sue

all we’ve got is primula and laughing cow

but i don’t think your be laughing now

Oh darling, there ain't no cheese in sue

You only ‘ad to say were out

that’s all there is to it.

were waiting for delivery,

But you went and blew it.

and when you say check out the back your gonna look a fool

But now you can go and look, theres no cheese at all,

theres bugger all

Coz I ain't going out back looking for cheese no more,

You done it once with pesto what do ya take me for?

Oh darling, there ain't no cheese left sue

And you seemed to think that everything I ever did was wrong.

I should ‘ave known it all along,

Oh darling, there ain't no cheese left sue

You only ‘ad to say were out

that’s all there is to it.

were waiting for delivery,

But you went and blew it.

and when you say check out the back your gonna look a fool

But now you can go and look, theres no cheese at all,

theres bugger all

Coz I ain't going out back looking for cheese no more,

You done it once with pesto what do ya take me for?

Oh darling, there ain't no cheese left sue

Now if you think we have some cheese and I'm only bluffin'.

well you can stick you shift right up your flat top muffin

Coz darlinG I'm leaving,

That's what I'm gonna...do-oo-oo