Tender

Tender is the steak
in a Greggs steak bake
pork chops  can be tough
i had shepherd pie for lunch

never touch roast beef

it buggers up my teeth
Iceland i can choose

tasty food that’s soft to chew 

gammon gammon gammon
can’t chew it
gammon gammon gammon
cut the bloody thing
gammon gammon gammon
can’t chew it
gammon gammon gammon
chew the bloody thing
not a chance
I'm grating while I’m eating
grating while I’m eating
grating while I’m eating with gums

pour more gravy pour more gravy 

ont pie ont pie
pour more gravy pour more gravy
ont pie ont pie

tonight Gwen and i

fancy shepherds pie

tell you what is nice

chicken or beef curry with rice

a meal that’s really good

is beef filled Yorkshire pud

all of these I’ve found

in Iceland and there just a pound

gammon gammon gammon
can’t chew it
gammon gammon gammon
cut the bloody thing
gammon gammon gammon
can’t chew it
gammon gammon gammon
chew the bloody thing
not a chance
I'm grating while I’m eating
grating while I’m eating
grating while I’m eating with gums

pour more gravy pour more gravy 

ont pie ont pie
pour more gravy pour more gravy
ont pie ont pie

gammon gammon gammon
can’t chew it
gammon gammon gammon
cut the bloody thing
gammon gammon gammon
can’t chew it
gammon gammon gammon
chew the bloody thing
not a chance
I'm grating while I’m eating
grating while I’m eating
grating while I’m eating with gums

pour more gravy pour more gravy 

ont pie ont pie
pour more gravy pour more gravy
ont pie ont pie

have you ever had

a meal in a bag

pasta or stir fry

are 2 options you have to try

slimming meals hurray

coz loosing weight is hard

i won’t be loosing weight

all the time they sell roulade 

gammon gammon gammon
can’t chew it
gammon gammon gammon
cut the bloody thing
gammon gammon gammon
can’t chew it
gammon gammon gammon
chew the bloody thing
not a chance
I'm grating while I’m eating
grating while I’m eating
grating while I’m eating with gums

pour more gravy pour more gravy 

ont pie ont pie
pour more gravy pour more gravy