Shes a vegan

 [Verse 1]

She's a vegan

She used to eat oumph food from Sweden

now iceland  have all that she’s needing

and she quite likes wine


She's kinda narrow

her physique is the same as a sparrow

on her bums a tattoo of a marrow

did i mention wine 


[Chorus]

wafer thin hams a no

vegan meals are in now

and she needs more wine

frozen quorn all the way

no bull mince were buying

But she needs more


Cause iceland have a lot to see

There's lots of choice that’s all meat free

There's lots and lots of wine here too

She is a vegan, and fancys a drink or 2


[Guitar Solo]


[Verse 2]

She had a party

the food was so tasty and hearty

there’s much more than Linda McCartney

and of course there was wine

She misses bacon

iceland use soya and seitann

she won’t touch a thing with a face on

id really miss corned beef



[Chorus]

wafer thin hams a no

vegan meals are in now

and she needs more wine

frozen quorn all the way

no bull mince were buying

But she needs more


Cause iceland have a lot to see

There's lots of choice that’s all meat free

There's lots and lots of wine here too

She is a vegan, and fancys a drink or 2

[Outro]

fancys a drink or 2


fancys a drink or 2


fancys a drink or 2

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