[Verse 1: Michael Jackson]
i need a flashlight
this side of the shop is really dark
needed a few things
and after 6 its easier to park
shopping extreme
theres flashing lights a coming from the far fridge
where’s sunny d
Its really dark and i can seem to find
pasties and pies
[Chorus 1: Michael Jackson]
your broken chiller
chiller light
i can’t find gorgonzola is it left or is it right
your broken chiller
chiller light
i shoulda brought the wife
a broken chiller chiller light, yeah, ooh
[Verse 2: Michael Jackson]
You find a cooked ham
And realize its a tubby babies face
ive found a stray boob
its just a deep and crusty pizza base
ive found the fries
And now to track down chicken that is cajun
ooh potato smiles
i need bacon im buying blind
bet its all rhind
[Chorus 1: Michael Jackson]
your broken chiller
chiller light
i can’t find gorgonzola is it left or is it right
your broken chiller
chiller light
i shoulda brought the wife
a broken chiller chiller light, yeah, ooh
[Bridge: Michael Jackson]
product recall
no moo chocolate puddings they may contain moo
hazans 10 Bite Size Punjabi Samosas take back
there in the wrong damm pack!
[Verse 3: Michael Jackson]
There's chicken katsu
opposite the spam and bacon grill ooh
basket of yazoo
which means im not far from the till
i see the line
but dammit i forgot the bloody cheddar yeah
may need to bite
can only find cheese strings and dairlea
cant blooming see
[Chorus 3: Michael Jackson]
your broken chiller
chiller light
i can’t find gorgonzola is it left or is it right
chiller chiller light
im tweeting them tonight
to mend there chiller chiller, chiller
chiller broke tonight
this broken chiller chiller light
ive just put me thumb right through
an apple muller rice
(Ooh, ooh)
chiller chiller light
So let me hold you tight
a broken chiller chiller
[Outro: Vincent Price & Michael Jackson]
Darkness falls across iceland
behind the kingsmill crumpet stand
be careful not to get seduced
thats where the egg mayos reduced
and because our chillers down
melton mowbry pies 1 pound
plus buy a bag of pasta shells
well throw in a free babybell
broken chiller tonight
(chiller,ooh,chiller)
broken chiller tonight
(chiller,ooh,chiller)
broken chiller tonight
Ooh, babe, broken chiller tonight
chiller tonight babe
its getting worse than christmas eve (chiller light chiller)
And shoppers grab and crawl the floor
hoping they can find the door
And those who fight to stay alive
who popped in for there dinner (a broken chiller tonight)
For no staff member cares to guess
when kev will fix the chiller
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